New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
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New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
"Police said McIntire urinated between he and his neighbor’s homes at which time the neighbor reportedly asked him to stop because he has relatives whose young children visit him. McIntire reportedly told the man he would not, so the neighbor called police. When police questioned McIntire he allegedly claimed to be a Sovereign Citizen and could urinate on his own property."
https://www.wmicentral.com/news/show_lo ... 287d4.html
https://www.wmicentral.com/news/show_lo ... 287d4.html
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
I agree with McIntire. He can urinate anywhere he wants as long as he doesn't indecently expose himself.
Yo McIntire: piss where you want, but don't unzip.
Yo McIntire: piss where you want, but don't unzip.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
The right of Americans to piss whenever and wherever you want has presidential connections. Billy Carter, ex-president Carter's brother, once took a leak on an airport tarmac while waiting for a plane.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
Urinating is a commercial term, he was micturating.
And apparently the armed confrontation with the neighbor is probably what did him in.
And apparently the armed confrontation with the neighbor is probably what did him in.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
Well, you can't spell "urination" without "nation".
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
I hadn't considered the possibility that he may have been disposing of a case or two of Billy Beer;
but, given his proclivities, quite likely.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
If I remember correctly, after leaving office, LBJ liked to do his business off the second story balcony of his house.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
Outraging public decency at common law, that is - Sedley's Case (1675) Strange 168. I'm not sure if this precedent made it over to the USA, though.Dark Optimist wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 8:04 pm If I remember correctly, after leaving office, LBJ liked to do his business off the second story balcony of his house.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
Why do I have this odd feeling that alcohol was somehow involved?
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
I'm impressed by your knowledge of common law.
But to answer your question, most (possibly all) of the original states of the USA enacted, by statute, the common law of England as of 4 July 1776 (the date of the American Declaration of Independence) as the default rule to govern until they got around to enacting their own laws.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
From the Sovereign Bill of Rights:
"The right of the people to pee on their property shall not be infringed."
"The right of the people to pee on their property shall not be infringed."
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
Yeah, but his property line was a considerable distance away. Any neighbor wanting a look at LB's J, would need binoculars.Dark Optimist wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 8:04 pm If I remember correctly, after leaving office, LBJ liked to do his business off the second story balcony of his house.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
Ahh, I can't claim any particular knowledge - it's one of the better-known instances of Restoration decadence, which Pepys describes with his characteristic forthright wit. And it was in the news a couple of years ago when Charlie Gilmour (son of David Gilmour of Pink Floyd) was prosecuted for the same offence.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
I'd be considering an electric fence.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
According to the article Wserra posted, this incident occurred in the town of Show Low (presumably Show Low, AZ). Sounds like McIntire showed his low, all right.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
As a man, the world is my urinal.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
"And in Sir Charles Sedley’s case there was a force in throwing out bottles upon the people’s heads." (http://www.commonlii.org/uk/cases/EngR/1795/1184.pdf)Tevildo wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 8:34 pmOutraging public decency at common law, that is - Sedley's Case (1675) Strange 168. I'm not sure if this precedent made it over to the USA, though.Dark Optimist wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 8:04 pm If I remember correctly, after leaving office, LBJ liked to do his business off the second story balcony of his house.
Chucking piss bottles, what a guy.
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Re: New Sov Theory: the Right to Piss
jackroe wrote: ↑Wed Nov 18, 2020 5:26 pm"And in Sir Charles Sedley’s case there was a force in throwing out bottles upon the people’s heads." (http://www.commonlii.org/uk/cases/EngR/1795/1184.pdf)Tevildo wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 8:34 pmOutraging public decency at common law, that is - Sedley's Case (1675) Strange 168. I'm not sure if this precedent made it over to the USA, though.Dark Optimist wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 8:04 pm If I remember correctly, after leaving office, LBJ liked to do his business off the second story balcony of his house.
Chucking piss bottles, what a guy.