Quatloosian Peerage, a Primer

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SteveUK wrote: ↑Mon May 28, 2018 3:42 am Well, it would be rude not to accept a peerage if on offer. I quite fancy Baron in honour of BDW. It's got a nice ring to it, and I reckon quatloos credentials carry more weight than the embassy of the house of ward.
Personally I've not found that to be true. Neither are worth sweet FA outside of Quatloos.
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SoLongCeylon wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 6:11 am
Will making repeated donations lead to the proposal of getting a title being received sooner than it otherwise would have done? :wink: :whistle:
Well since Longdog and Doublelong are ahead of you, there might not be any length related titles left.

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How aboot I become freeman of the realm quatloosian? Or something to that effect. Lol.

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We've had a long draught
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SoLongCeylon wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 6:11 am
Gregg wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 5:39 pm
If you have to ask, you're hurting your chances of every getting one.
We may ask if you're OK with it, but you don't get to choose it.
Will making repeated donations lead to the proposal of getting a title being received sooner than it otherwise would have done? :wink: :whistle:
No, absolutely not. If yo were to contribute, say, £100 to The Chili Dog Retirement irresponsible Actions Fund, PO Box 1864, Gettysburg Pennsylvania, 17325, USA (no checks, cash only wrapped in aluminium foil during shipment please) it would not influence any decision, whatsoever. contributions not tax deductible in the USA
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Gregg wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 7:21 pm
SoLongCeylon wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 6:11 am
Gregg wrote: ↑Sun May 27, 2018 5:39 pm
If you have to ask, you're hurting your chances of every getting one.
We may ask if you're OK with it, but you don't get to choose it.
Will making repeated donations lead to the proposal of getting a title being received sooner than it otherwise would have done? :wink: :whistle:
No, absolutely not. If yo were to contribute, say, £100 to The Chili Dog Retirement irresponsible Actions Fund, PO Box 1864, Gettysburg Pennsylvania, 17325, USA (no checks, cash only wrapped in aluminium foil during shipment please) it would not influence any decision, whatsoever. contributions not tax deductible in the USA

I was thinking more like $125,000 ( paid from my personal lawyer ) but if a peerage can't be bought then I will have to spend it on a hooker.
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I was thinking more like $125,000 ( paid from my personal lawyer ) but if a peerage can't be bought then I will have to spend it on a hooker.
Only $125,000? I can trump that.
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Testing... Testing... 1... 2... 3...

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What post?
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First rule of Testing Club, don't mention ignoring Testing Club, will only draw more replies.
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NYGman wrote: ↑Fri Jun 05, 2020 2:29 pm First rule of Testing Club, don't mention ignoring Testing Club, will only draw more replies.
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Who are you again?
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He's on second.
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Ceci n’est pas une poste.
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In addition to the Chili Dog Irresponsible Acts Fund, there is also a Root Beer Fund for cars that go entirely too fast an as always, my own 'Hookers and Blow Fund".

Even counting the transportation to London, £125,000 will buy a lot of Hookers and Blow. We could probably host a party for Johny Depp with that kind of coin.

As always, my "Special Insructions for Travelling to the UK"* apply.

*http://www.quatloos.com/Q-Forum/viewtop ... 5a#p231358
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Burnaby49 wrote: ↑Wed May 30, 2018 6:56 am Prior to that (apart from Gregg's lone outlier) we have to go way back to mid 2014 when Hilfskreuzer Möwe and I had ours bestowed on us. Möwe promptly disappeared shortly thereafter and has not returned.
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If we could have chosen our own titles, I shudder to think of what I would have chosen for myself. "Lord High Executioner of the Illuminati" was one which I recall as coming to mind, before I got my title.
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I was more than a little bemused wdhen I got mine. Then I started imagining myself a high falutin' noble at Versailles (the French one, not kentucky, ya rube) I'm pretty sure JJ gave it to me. It was before Webhick was even a member.



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As a dyed in the wool socialist and republican I have nothing but contempt for honours like this and would only accept one so as not to give offence to other less deserving recipients.

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