UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

[longdog]

More insane nonsense explaining why the SwissIndo scam has still failed to pay out...

STOP THIEF!!!!!!!

[Burnaby49]

I start losing faith in purportedly binding legal documents when they don't bother to run spell Check.

The contract will be cloused & will be opened again by owner

[notorial dissent]

You're just mean, my kind of mean.

[TBL]

I start losing faith in purportedly binding legal documents when they don't bother to run spell Check.

The contract will be cloused & will be opened again by owner

That was the first thing I noticed. You had ONE job, forge a fictitious finanical instrument that can fool mindless fools with no critical thinking skills. And you f-ed it up.

[grixit]

Apparently they're playing FOR KEEPS this time. Also, i see that the contract is going to be Klaused. We need more information on that since there are a lot of people named Klaus in the swiss banking system, they need to tell us which one.

[longdog]

[notorial dissent]

I think that contract has well and truly been cloused, or clowned, your choice.

[BankofSwissindo]

More insane nonsense explaining why the SwissIndo scam has still failed to pay out...

STOP THIEF!!!!!!!

This woman is a fraud and I know all there is to know about frauds. I will deal with her when I get out of my Indonesian jail cell.

[Gregg]

I start losing faith in purportedly binding legal documents when they don't bother to run spell Check.

The contract will be cloused & will be opened again by owner

That was the first thing I noticed. You had ONE job, forge a fictitious finanical instrument that can fool mindless fools with no critical thinking skills. And you f-ed it up.

Yet it still worked.

[notorial dissent]

They didn't underestimate their target audience. As Neelu proves, dumb and gullible.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

They didn't underestimate their target audience. As Neelu proves, dumb and gullible.

There is a well aired theory that Nigerian Princes deliberately use poor spelling and grammar in their scam emails to weed out people who might work out it's a scam. However, I'm more of the opinion that idiots will be idiots regardless of the wording.

[notorial dissent]

There's that, never underestimate stupid and fools.

[exiledscouser]

Neelu is promoting a petition quite heavily, this one to the White House demanding the IMMEDIATE release of the King of Kings, no, not Elvis, the rather less regal Mr. Sino, the alleged 'brains' behind the Swizzindo scam.

It's going quite well actually, it has until the 15th July to come up with the necessary 100,000 signatures to enable it to go to the perma-tanned one and already there have been .... erm.... 89 folk putting their mark down.

Neelu wants $6m each for 7.6 billion members of the human race.

Lets see what this will cost .... 7,600,000,000 x 6,000,000 = $4,560,000,000,000,000. I think we'd have to fell every tree on the planet to produce that many notes. The biggest US Dollar note currently in circulation is $100, the largest ever was for $10,000 but it went out of circulation in 1969.

Looks like we're gonna need a bigger wallet...

Neelu must have plenty of time on her hands of late as she posts away daily promoting 5G, chemtrails, reptiles living in giant underground bunkers, Covid conspiracies particularly;

So what is new is that the Coronavirus' USA Patent "COVID 19" is selling us as dead, to the USA, if we contract with the NHS (National Health Service), acting as a National Homicide Service for the USA.

This is proof that the USA assassins are training UK assassins within the NHS

Rather nasty if you've lost a loved one to this virus. Another load of old bollocks Neelu would have us believe is that Angela Merkel (born in 1954) was the daughter of Adolf Hitler (died 1945) but of course as everyone knows (without a shred of evidence) Hitler snuck out of the 3rd Reich to Argentina where he lived into the 60's. Probably teamed up with the underground reptilians.

There really isn't a wacky conspiracy Neelu won't firstly swallow whole and thereafter endlessly promote.

It gets worse. Neelu insists that Merkel's sisters include Theresa May and Hilary Clinton and describes Hitler, without a morsel of irony as a "late dad". Yeah, Neelu, very late, very late indeed. Maybe he was kidnapped by Winston Churchill in a flying saucer, the one with Princess Di at the controls.

Another spawn of Hitler's rather active remaining testicle according to Neelu was none other than Barak Obama. At least Neelu insists that we live on a planet and not a flat disc floating on the back of a giant turtle.

And after that dip into the fetid pool of lake Neelu, as Scottie might have said, I can't take it anymore Captain, I'm gonna blow.

[notorial dissent]

Sino is in the not so gentle clutches of Indonesia so I don't suspect he is going anywhere anytime soon. He really annoyed them. Neelu is a foo.

[Normal Wisdom]

Neelu wants $6m each for 7.6 billion members of the human race.

She says that it going to be paid in gold. Also that promise was made at least 10 years ago so with the increase in the price of gold, I calculate we each get $8.6 million each now. I believe that's over 300 pounds of gold each or over 11 million tons of gold in total. That's 55 times the total amount ever mined and 43 times the total amount estimated to exist on the planet. I've expressed my concerns to her but she hasn't responded yet.

I also note that she's now decided that the document she was promoting as giving us this entitlement (the one with all the misspellings and meaningless phrases) is a fake. Happily she has the correct version too. I had pointed out to her that the first one might be a fake but she's given me no credit.

[CrankyBoomer]

Exiled, are there some folk who don't realise Terry Pratchett's Discworld was fantasy? I never delved that deeply into his work though I watched a carton version of Wyrd Sisters in the 1990s and took it as just good fun.

I think the Angela Merkel was Hitler's child or grandchild bit of tomfoolery has been in circulation in the Looniverse for a while. Fullfacts.org.uk debunks it. There was a photo of Hitler with a little girl who had a passing resemblance to AM taken in 1937 it seems. I believe Princess Nutbags also claimed that Jesus was the son of Julius Caesar and Cleopatra. I think even those who are unsure that there was a real Jesus agree that given the (approximate) date(s) of the birth of Christ, Caesar and Cleopatra would have been dead before said birth.

[grixit]

There was a movie in the 90s called "Hitler's Daughter".

[noblepa]

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The biggest US Dollar note currently in circulation is $100, the largest ever was for $10,000 but it went out of circulation in 1969.

<snip>

Actually, there was a $100,000 note, but it was never in general circulation. Before the days of wire transfers, it was used to move money around between the various Federal Reserve branches.

Woodrow Wilson's portrait was on the bill.

[Pottapaug1938]

We also had notes for $500, $1000, $5000 and $10,000, featuring McKinley, Cleveland, Madison, and Salmon P. Chase (Lincoln's SecTreas, and then a SCOTUS justice) respectively.

[Dr. Caligari]

Salmon P. Chase

Didn't they name a fish after him?