Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
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Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
I thought I'd start a forum here for the Correct The Unlawful Legal System Facebook Group. If you lurk on FOTL groups on Facebook, this one is worth joining. Baron Von Trampbeard David Ward is their Lord & Saviour, they're obsessed with replacing their gas and electricity meters, and, like FOTL everywhere, they want everything for nothing.
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
I think both of me have already been banned.
Is it a public group that's visible in stealth mode?
Is it a public group that's visible in stealth mode?
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
It was completely open but has since shut up shop. Worth getting another profile to lurk.
You'll have to resist the urge to comment. I was booted for commenting on the thread by the woman who didn't want the HA to install a wireless smoke alarm as they they couldn't provide a risk assessment for the lithium battery in it.
I tried to point out what an RA actually was & these killer devices were in her & her kids phones, & also pointed out that the device could save her & her kids lives in an emergency.
Didn't go down well.
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
You mock, but they are clearly mind control devices. The clue is in the name people! Lithium is a 'mood stabiliser' and battery is an assault on the person. Obvious when you open your eyes to the TRUTH!a risk assessment for the lithium battery
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
I've been on lithium and been battered. I think I'd pick battery as being the least worst of the two
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
Was that because you thought you were Cod?I've been on lithium and been battered.
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
Don't be so silly.
A sausage.
A sausage.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
Question: How can I stop committing what I think is a fraud?
Answer: By committing an actual fraud.
Answer: By committing an actual fraud.
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
I look forward to the employees' responses when HMRC want all the missing PAYE and NI.
"But you said it was legal"
"But you said it was legal"
"There is something about true madness that goes beyond mere eccentricity." Will Self
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I'm not 100% sure on this, as I may be out of date, but I think HMRC will very quickly start asking why the PAYE employees have suddenly disappeared off the radar.
When I was a self employed service engineer I tried to keep up a day or two per week of agency HGV driving for just this reason. As long as HMRC saw some PAYE tax and NI coming in they wouldn't notice the rest.
When I was a self employed service engineer I tried to keep up a day or two per week of agency HGV driving for just this reason. As long as HMRC saw some PAYE tax and NI coming in they wouldn't notice the rest.
JULIAN: I recommend we try Per verulium ad camphorum actus injuria linctus est.
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
SANDY: That's your actual Latin.
HORNE: What does it mean?
JULIAN: I dunno - I got it off a bottle of horse rub, but it sounds good, doesn't it?
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She does indeed run a legit business. Presumably uses something like Sage to do the payroll, she's setting herself up for a load of trouble if she does this.
She also has card processing issues.....
She also has card processing issues.....
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I think HMRC will very quickly start asking why the PAYE employees have suddenly disappeared off the radar.
Bar a few exceptions (including if you cannot use a computer for religious reasons!) all PAYE is now done online, so HMRC will spot a failure to make a return pretty much straight away. You can be excused one missed payment in any tax year, but after that they will charge a penalty in addition to the money owed. If you've also decided to stop taking anything but cash payments, that's not going to play well with them...Presumably uses something like Sage to do the payroll, she's setting herself up for a load of trouble if she does this.
As far as I can see, if she stops deducting from her employees and it is obvious that their tax hasn't been paid, they'd need to get in touch with HMRC to ensure they don't end up in trouble. One potential problem for them would be that a gap in their NIC record may have future consequences for pensions and other benefits.
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This I didn't know, must make it easy for a legit small employer.John Uskglass wrote: ↑Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:21 pm Bar a few exceptions (including if you cannot use a computer for religious reasons!) all PAYE is now done online,
I've been self employed the last couple of years & a simple spreadsheet works for me, but I see a lot of "Making Tax digital" stuff going on. I have no need & don't wish to rent an accounts package like Quickbooks. Will have to see how that pans out.
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Ha!
I got booted from here a while back after getting into it with one of their admins who was trying to use a very twisted leap of logic (as is par for the course with groups like this) that the law of conservation of energy is the reason why gas and electric should be free and you don’t have to pay for it. I pointed out that it doesn’t work like that and was summarily dismissed. It’s a very difficult group to keep quiet on because it’s some very illiterate critical thinking shown there.
Has anyone come across Stacey Wilkinson yet?
I got booted from here a while back after getting into it with one of their admins who was trying to use a very twisted leap of logic (as is par for the course with groups like this) that the law of conservation of energy is the reason why gas and electric should be free and you don’t have to pay for it. I pointed out that it doesn’t work like that and was summarily dismissed. It’s a very difficult group to keep quiet on because it’s some very illiterate critical thinking shown there.
Has anyone come across Stacey Wilkinson yet?
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If you are just a sole trader and it’s just you, you won’t be running PAYE, so won’t have to follow the RTI rules. You will probably be under the VAT threshold too! So that’s not a problem either.hucknallred wrote: ↑Sat Mar 19, 2022 3:05 pm
This I didn't know, must make it easy for a legit small employer.
I've been self employed the last couple of years & a simple spreadsheet works for me, but I see a lot of "Making Tax digital" stuff going on. I have no need & don't wish to rent an accounts package like Quickbooks. Will have to see how that pans out.
If you’re LTD and/or employing people and/or Vat registered, you will certainly have to be sending regular returns though.
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Re: Correct The Unlawful Legal System - they're just a bunch of CTULS
Well of course electricity should be free. For every electron they supply me out of the wall socket I give them back one in return. Not only that, totally without charge, I am sending them holes in the opposite direction - an imaginary particle that does however have an effective mass. Don't worry, electronic engineer joke about semiconductor theory.Paradigm67 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 19, 2022 7:46 pm I got booted from here a while back after getting into it with one of their admins who was trying to use a very twisted leap of logic (as is par for the course with groups like this) that the law of conservation of energy is the reason why gas and electric should be free and you don’t have to pay for it.
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Like it! Electrician here with an amateur interest in quantum theoryeric wrote: ↑Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:08 pm Well of course electricity should be free. For every electron they supply me out of the wall socket I give them back one in return. Not only that, totally without charge, I am sending them holes in the opposite direction - an imaginary particle that does however have an effective mass. Don't worry, electronic engineer joke about semiconductor theory.
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She was only the electrician's daughter, but none of the lads could resistor.
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But I'm sorry to say that couldn't be said about her less pretty trans sister.She was only the electrician's daughter, but none of the lads could resistor.
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I suspect Kieran will be booted soon.
Antonia, I suspect your mate will be hearing something from TFL soon...
For colonials TFL is Traffic For London.
Antonia, I suspect your mate will be hearing something from TFL soon...
For colonials TFL is Traffic For London.