Sui's Chief Insanity Officer

[Dezcad]

Now they're accusing her of being a Quatloosian plant.

Now that is funny!

[Doktor Avalanche]

Now they're accusing her of being a Quatloosian plant.

Now that is funny!

Damn! I just had this new Van Meter Fed-Ex'd today. It's a good thing I got the extended warranty.

[grixit]

"They're" not "Their". It was way to late when i posted that.

Just remember folks, the Van Meter measure patheticness. For irony you need the irony meter. Perhaps we need some other kind of meter to measure ludicrousness.

[LPC]

Just remember folks, the Van Meter measure patheticness. For irony you need the irony meter. Perhaps we need some other kind of meter to measure ludicrousness.

A Merrill Meter?

[webhick]

Where did I put my Van Iromerrilleter? It shows all three readings on the same display.

[RyanMcC]

Now they're accusing her of being a Quatloosian plant.

A Quatloosian plant?

[Judge Roy Bean]

Just remember folks, the Van Meter measure patheticness. For irony you need the irony meter. Perhaps we need some other kind of meter to measure ludicrousness.

A Merrill Meter?

I'll be happy to sell you my Van Pelt detector. As is, of course. It hasn't been in use for some time but I doubt any adjustments would be required.

It's a cross between a gibberish detector and an idiot warning light. It can save you hours of wasted time on the 'net.

[grixit]

Perhaps it's time for those voices to get their own posting accounts.

[Judge Roy Bean]

I sure wish you'd start posting again at Sui, Judge. The voices in Van Pelt's head are only getting stronger, and Shoonra and I are the only sane posters over there.

I'll revisit the issue with the techno-geek wannabe gods. At one point the site had introduced some apparently highly suspect bits and pieces into the downloaded communications stream and the kids with funky shoes who only randomly shave easily prevailed in the matter when I complained I couldn't log in.

I would only add that the actual number of people exposed to the nonsense of sui is bordering on infinitesimal. Contributing to the site one way or the other can only crank up their excitement on the hit-counter parade and the resultant revenue from Google's AdSense program.

[grixit]

Anyone wanna create a sui spoof site?

[notorial dissent]

The problem is that I don’t think you could intentionally come up with stuff that they take as gospel, or worse yet, they would believe you.

[Nikki]

Anyone wanna create a sui spoof site?

They already did, although not intentionally.

[grixit]

Hmm. The post there seem to be more coherent and the posters more earnest, but that only seems to make them more shrill. For instance, the claim that John Mccain being born on a US base in Panama was not good enough to make him "native born", he is merely naturalized, and therefor he cannot be president.

So vote for Ron Paul.

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Gosh, will they ever figure out that place of birth has nothing to do with it?

[The Observer]

Gosh, will they ever figure out that place of birth has nothing to do with it?

Heck, I am waiting for some mental giant over there to come to the conclusion that because of his Panamanian birth, McCain can't be liable for income tax.