Quasi-Hippie "Sovruns"

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Quasi-Hippie "Sovruns"

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http://tinytowntimes.com/index.php?opti ... &Itemid=80

A 2009 account of self-styled "Church of Sovereigns", one of whom is "J.M. Sovereign: Godsent", author of "Title 4 Flag Says You're Schwag".

Also, it appears they got into another tussle with the law:

http://sovereigntypress.ning.com/profil ... new-jersey
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I've seen this guy before, he seems to love youtube. Here's a six+ minute interview with him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjnQrZ7- ... re=related

It looks like his end of the conversation was filmed with a webcam and he was making eye contact with his screen, not the camera and I really wish that was the only reason he gives off something like a Charley Manson vibe.
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The linked message about his being vexed by the cops at Toms River, NJ, is dated in March 2010 - and leads to related messages of the same month -- but no follow-up on the event.
As it involved the NJ Dept of Youth & Family Services it probably has some element of confidentiality. Does anyone know the real story?
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UGA Lawdog wrote:He gives off a Baked vibe if you ask me.
Fixed it for ya. :P
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Wow. That's just special.
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UGA Lawdog wrote:He gives off a "stoned out of his mind" vibe if you ask me.
... or else a "I fried my brain with every chemical substance I could find, and now I'm having trouble keeping the rest functioning" vibe....
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I think he's fried and has decided to redesign reality. It's irrefutable! Meaning no other opinion matters, only his. Isn't the ability to listen to other opinions and discuss them part of what defines communication and therefore social structure? But this Sovrun would be furious if he awoke to a world without free education, roads, welfare. I'm sure he could grow his own cannabis, but I doubt he could provide his own family with the basics.

Just a bloated tick sucking on the discards of society.
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Hmmm, they keep saying the Constitution (as it exists in their head) protects their power to do as they please. At the same time they insist on grand titles.
H.R.H. Princess [name of minor]: didi
H.R.H. Queen Laura-Mae:West
I guess they forgot about the Title of Nobility Clause.

The rest of the story is quite telling (and sad), once you filter out the static. Their bus was pulled over, their daughter taken into custody, I presume by Child Services. But don't you worry, the mighty sovereigns has everything under complete control.
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Hmm, is that an offer of prostitution of Her Royal Highness?
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From a related site:
"It's pretty disgusting when you look t the town on the surface and see everyone all nice on the outside, but you know you've got some really ugly and dark practices and policies going on with our tax dollars." Stated Sovereign Copwatch agent and Sovereignty Press Reporter, Sue-Yo:Ass.
Hmm. Sovruns with a sense of humor? Could it be?

Nah. They're probably serious.
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Thule wrote:Hmmm, they keep saying the Constitution (as it exists in their head) protects their power to do as they please. At the same time they insist on grand titles.
H.R.H. Princess [name of minor]: didi
H.R.H. Queen Laura-Mae:West
[Snip]

http://sovereigntypress.ning.com/profil ... new-jersey
From the above link, in describing and enumerating the predations of DYFS against their young princess we find the following:
Apparently, she has been fed processed macaroni and cheese for at least two dinners consecutively.
These are felonies.


Speaking as someone who went through school dining at least three nights a week on mixture of generic mac-n-cheeze, tuna and peas, I'm afraid I have to agree with them on this one. That being said why do I suspect that their sovereign definition of "Kosher" would be every bit as recognizable to a Rabbi as their definition of "Constitutional" is to the Supreme Court? "Thou shalt not eat processed foods, unlest it tis a Dorito and thou hast the munchies."
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And don't forget the brain sharpening challenge of desperation that produces mac and cheese with tuna, ramen with bits of fried balony, egg drop ramen, ramen in canned tomato soup, mac n cheese with salad dressing packets, etc.
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UGA Lawdog wrote:He gives off a "stoned out of his mind" vibe if you ask me.
No kidding. HA.
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Unidyne wrote:http://tinytowntimes.com/index.php?opti ... &Itemid=80

A 2009 account of self-styled "Church of Sovereigns", one of whom is "J.M. Sovereign: Godsent", author of "Title 4 Flag Says You're Schwag".

Also, it appears they got into another tussle with the law:

http://sovereigntypress.ning.com/profil ... new-jersey
This is my favorite part of the second link:

"Apparently, she has been fed processed macaroni and cheese for at least two dinners consecutively. These are felonies."

Do you think it's a felony to sell mac and cheese or just to eat it?
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ashlynne39 wrote:
Unidyne wrote:http://tinytowntimes.com/index.php?opti ... &Itemid=80

A 2009 account of self-styled "Church of Sovereigns", one of whom is "J.M. Sovereign: Godsent", author of "Title 4 Flag Says You're Schwag".

Also, it appears they got into another tussle with the law:

http://sovereigntypress.ning.com/profil ... new-jersey
This is my favorite part of the second link:

"Apparently, she has been fed processed macaroni and cheese for at least two dinners consecutively. These are felonies."

Do you think it's a felony to sell mac and cheese or just to eat it?
I think the felonies lies in having two dinners consecutively. Usually, there's a breakfast, lunch, and a snack between those two dinners.
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who wants to be that those were the kids two best meals ever?
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