We have a celebrity!!!
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Well it is written in red crayon, so we cannot see it without the goggles.
Are you saying that Ron Paul serves as a convenient chew toy to keep stupid puppies occupied so they don't roll in the garbage? -grixit
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Shhhhhhh! Don't tell the Unitiated too much about the Illuminati! Your invitation to the annual Licentious, Libertine Likkerfest might get revoked....bmielke wrote:Book? What book? I've nearly been here for a year and I keep hearing about this purported book, yet I yet to see any evidence that it exists. I am beginning to believe that it is mearly a mis direction to keep the Sovruns from guessing about the illuminati.Judge Roy Bean wrote:Ah, yes, generating buzz for the alleged book!
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... unholy rights, unspeakable initiations, not to mention unmerciful Webhick and her unclothed interns.bmielke wrote:The guidance leads us to our unspoken rules, our unseen wisdom, and our unheard of court jesters.Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:The book is the unwritten guidance to Quatloos. How can an unwritten book guide us? That is the mystery of our faith.
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Demo,
For a pittance of $100 per month, I'll let you forward your publicity phone calls to my phone and I'll let them all go to voicemail where the greeting will be "Demo said no comment. OH MY GOD! THERE ARE FLYING MONKEYS EVERYWHERE! SEND HELP! SEND HELP N...". For an extra $5, I'll make sure the voicemail is always full so you won't know who you pissed off until they go to press.
For a pittance of $100 per month, I'll let you forward your publicity phone calls to my phone and I'll let them all go to voicemail where the greeting will be "Demo said no comment. OH MY GOD! THERE ARE FLYING MONKEYS EVERYWHERE! SEND HELP! SEND HELP N...". For an extra $5, I'll make sure the voicemail is always full so you won't know who you pissed off until they go to press.
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Shhh! It's kind of like the second coming, we've been waiting for XXXX years, and we still have faith!bmielke wrote:Book? What book? I've nearly been here for a year and I keep hearing about this purported book, yet I yet to see any evidence that it exists. I am beginning to believe that it is mearly a mis direction to keep the Sovruns from guessing about the illuminati.Judge Roy Bean wrote:Ah, yes, generating buzz for the alleged book!
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The book will be published when the NESARA packets arrive, the 50 state governors all resign, Pete Hendrickson is exonerated, the IRS is dismantled, all elected officials work for free, the government can operate from the change found behind the cushions of the couch in the oval office, pigs can fly and hell freezes over.Gregg wrote:Shhh! It's kind of like the second coming, we've been waiting for XXXX years, and we still have faith!bmielke wrote:Book? What book? I've nearly been here for a year and I keep hearing about this purported book, yet I yet to see any evidence that it exists. I am beginning to believe that it is mearly a mis direction to keep the Sovruns from guessing about the illuminati.Judge Roy Bean wrote:Ah, yes, generating buzz for the alleged book!
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We have flying pigs in Cincinnati.
(really, google it)
(really, google it)
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Do metal pigs get runny noses? That'd be kind of gross mid-flight.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:Yeah -- the facts and the truth make a lot of people uncomfortable, to say the least. Why else would we have sovruns, birfers and CtCers?lorne wrote:I see not everyone shares the same opinion.
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum ... 0#17998560
Is it bad that I find some sort of enjoyment in the RAP people waiting for the military to march in and put RAP into action?
RAP against sanity
I read through their manifesto and it was mostly incomprehensible even for those of us familiar with this kind of rhetoric. Zero possibility of generating a movement based on that pile of nonsense, especially when so many citizens can't even distinguish between deficit and debt or comprehend other basic political concepts.
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It's funny how much they remind me of the collegiate followers of Leon Trotsky, or the SLA, in their belief that "all it takes is a spark" and the proletariat will rise up and seize state power. The few may be very angry but they project their anger onto people who are either ambivalent or actively disagree.LDE wrote:I read through their manifesto and it was mostly incomprehensible even for those of us familiar with this kind of rhetoric. Zero possibility of generating a movement based on that pile of nonsense, especially when so many citizens can't even distinguish between deficit and debt or comprehend other basic political concepts.
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Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.Evil Squirrel Overlord wrote:The book is the unwritten guidance to Quatloos. How can an unwritten book guide us? That is the mystery of our faith.
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These same buffoons proclaimed to one and all their "solidarity with the working class"; yet the working class, by and large, wanted nothing to do with what they saw as, essentially, a group of mentally musclebound intellectuals.Lambkin wrote:It's funny how much they remind me of the collegiate followers of Leon Trotsky, or the SLA, in their belief that "all it takes is a spark" and the proletariat will rise up and seize state power. The few may be very angry but they project their anger onto people who are either ambivalent or actively disagree.LDE wrote:I read through their manifesto and it was mostly incomprehensible even for those of us familiar with this kind of rhetoric. Zero possibility of generating a movement based on that pile of nonsense, especially when so many citizens can't even distinguish between deficit and debt or comprehend other basic political concepts.
"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Pastor Ray Mummert, Dover, PA, during an attempt to introduce creationism -- er, "intelligent design", into the Dover Public Schools
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These jerks have zero to do with the working class. As a proud (though now retired) member of same, from my first job working in farm fields to my last one as a Fed, I created or repaired or did something of value with my hands and brain. These flaming ripoffs don't have anything whatsoever to do with work; they just want to sell their scam and make lots of money without actual work, and get lots of adulation from other morons. Once an idiot makes the move to buy into this crap, they think the more fervent they act, the more likely they'll get away with it.Pottapaug1938 wrote:
These same buffoons proclaimed to one and all their "solidarity with the working class"; yet the working class, by and large, wanted nothing to do with what they saw as, essentially, a group of mentally musclebound intellectuals.
I dealt a lot with handicapped individuals during my tenure as a social worker, and I know people who are mentally challenged by the complexity of society--and still smart enough to know you don't bet a loser.
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My wife was once a social worker; and once, she was dealing with a mentally retarded man who was upset about some politician's proposal. "I may be 'tarded," the man said, "but I'm not THAT 'tarded!"Cathulhu wrote:
I dealt a lot with handicapped individuals during my tenure as a social worker, and I know people who are mentally challenged by the complexity of society--and still smart enough to know you don't bet a loser.
With some of the idiots we've criticized on Quatloos, I would swear that some of them at least act like they are "THAT 'tarded".
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Well of course-- they're frickentarded.
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I've been interviewed a few times, but usually for print publications.Famspear wrote:Hey, I'll interview you. (I used to interview people on the radio. For a living.)LPC wrote:Nobody ever interviews me.
But I want lots of money first.
And my interviews are boring, because all I know are statutes, regulations, and court cases, while Demo can talk about who's shooting whom, or who is likely to shoot whom, which is obviously what everyone really wants to hear about.
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Did an NPR interview today and an going to be on Hardball either Friday or Monday.
Demo.
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Hmmm....
maybe you should write a book !
<ducks and hides>
maybe you should write a book !
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If you jump up and kick Mathew's ass during the taping you might quadruple his audience.Demosthenes wrote:Did an NPR interview today and an going to be on Hardball either Friday or Monday.
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