I think HArvester may have gone too far on this one

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Cat, you generally don't use a sentence pause in your posts. You don't use the em-dash like Jay but you have used the ... in the past.
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lorne wrote:You know all about head injuries, don't you Famspear? Yep.
Oh, ho-ho, ha-ha. Lorne, uh, it would probably be best that you leave the Quatloos "humor" -- such as it is -- to the professionals.
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You know, on this side of the Pecos there is a fine for clown impersonation. :Axe:
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lorne wrote:Cat, you generally don't use a sentence pause in your posts. You don't use the em-dash like Jay but you have used the ... in the past.
Famspear wrote:
My head hurts.
:?
You know all about head injuries, don't you Famspear? Yep.
And you been here just shy of two months. Forgive me if a completely dismiss your "analysis" of writing styles and what it might mean. You're an idiot.
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Judge Roy Bean wrote:You know, on this side of the Pecos there is a fine for clown impersonation. :Axe:
You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.
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Gregg wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:You know, on this side of the Pecos there is a fine for clown impersonation. :Axe:
You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.
Put me on that Jury!

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bmielke wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.
Put me on that Jury!

Court: "Have you already made up your mind in this case?"

bmielke: "No Sir, I know he's guilty, I'm just not sure if he deserves the death penalty or just life in prison."

Court: "Take a seat son, you'll do fine."
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt. :twisted:
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt. :twisted:
Are you kidding, that would be his idea of fun, not to mention they would come up with enough crap for an entire new generation of Sovruns.
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bmielke wrote:
Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt. :twisted:
Are you kidding, that would be his idea of fun, not to mention they would come up with enough crap for an entire new generation of Sovruns.
I'm more expecting that they might drive themselves (certifiably) insane trying to outshine their cellmates in Wisdom and Erudition. Powerful egos at work, y'know.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:
bmielke wrote:
Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt. :twisted:
Are you kidding, that would be his idea of fun, not to mention they would come up with enough crap for an entire new generation of Sovruns.
I'm more expecting that they might drive themselves (certifiably) insane trying to outshine their cellmates in Wisdom and Erudition. Powerful egos at work, y'know.
I have a theory, it mainly applies to Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens but it might work here. Large egos cannot be confined, when confined they will have a destructive release of energy. So it may end up taking part of a state, now while I wouldn't mind if it was an unimportant state like IL, HI, or CA, I would mind if it was TN. :twisted:
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bmielke wrote:
I have a theory, it mainly applies to Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens but it might work here. Large egos cannot be confined, when confined they will have a destructive release of energy. So it may end up taking part of a state, now while I wouldn't mind if it was an unimportant state like IL, HI, or CA, I would mind if it was TN. :twisted:
Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....
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bmielke wrote: bmielke: "No Sir, I know he's guilty, I'm just not sure if he deserves the death penalty or just life in prison."
Shoot, what's wrong with the old tar n' feather? Got the tar nice and boiling and all... :(
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Pottapaug1938 wrote: Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....
That would destroy the hunting . . . wait a minute . . . hmmmm. :thinking:
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unimportant state like IL, HI, or CA
Unimportant? UNIMPORTANT!?!?!? You're talking about the president's adopted state, the state where he grew up, and the only state he's going to carry in 2012!

So, ok, maybe you're right.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....
Any chance we could "encourage" them to escape to Russia?
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Arthur Rubin wrote:
Pottapaug1938 wrote:Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....
Any chance we could "encourage" them to escape to Russia?
Only if it's the part of Russia you can see from Sarah Palin's house.
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Pottapaug1938 wrote:
bmielke wrote:
Judge Roy Bean wrote:You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.
Put me on that Jury!

Court: "Have you already made up your mind in this case?"

bmielke: "No Sir, I know he's guilty, I'm just not sure if he deserves the death penalty or just life in prison."

Court: "Take a seat son, you'll do fine."
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt. :twisted:

That would be a bad idea as it would give them enough people to hold at least a mini-sovereign court.