You know all about head injuries, don't you Famspear? Yep.Famspear wrote:
My head hurts.
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Cat, you generally don't use a sentence pause in your posts. You don't use the em-dash like Jay but you have used the ... in the past.
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Re: I think HArvester may have gone too far on this one
Oh, ho-ho, ha-ha. Lorne, uh, it would probably be best that you leave the Quatloos "humor" -- such as it is -- to the professionals.lorne wrote:You know all about head injuries, don't you Famspear? Yep.
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You know, on this side of the Pecos there is a fine for clown impersonation.
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And you been here just shy of two months. Forgive me if a completely dismiss your "analysis" of writing styles and what it might mean. You're an idiot.lorne wrote:Cat, you generally don't use a sentence pause in your posts. You don't use the em-dash like Jay but you have used the ... in the past.
You know all about head injuries, don't you Famspear? Yep.Famspear wrote:
My head hurts.
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You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.Judge Roy Bean wrote:You know, on this side of the Pecos there is a fine for clown impersonation.
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Re: I think HArvester may have gone too far on this one
Put me on that Jury!Gregg wrote:You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.Judge Roy Bean wrote:You know, on this side of the Pecos there is a fine for clown impersonation.
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Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt.bmielke wrote:Put me on that Jury!Judge Roy Bean wrote:You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.
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Are you kidding, that would be his idea of fun, not to mention they would come up with enough crap for an entire new generation of Sovruns.Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt.
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I'm more expecting that they might drive themselves (certifiably) insane trying to outshine their cellmates in Wisdom and Erudition. Powerful egos at work, y'know.bmielke wrote:Are you kidding, that would be his idea of fun, not to mention they would come up with enough crap for an entire new generation of Sovruns.Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt.
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I have a theory, it mainly applies to Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens but it might work here. Large egos cannot be confined, when confined they will have a destructive release of energy. So it may end up taking part of a state, now while I wouldn't mind if it was an unimportant state like IL, HI, or CA, I would mind if it was TN.Pottapaug1938 wrote:I'm more expecting that they might drive themselves (certifiably) insane trying to outshine their cellmates in Wisdom and Erudition. Powerful egos at work, y'know.bmielke wrote:Are you kidding, that would be his idea of fun, not to mention they would come up with enough crap for an entire new generation of Sovruns.Pottapaug1938 wrote:
Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt.
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Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....bmielke wrote:
I have a theory, it mainly applies to Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens but it might work here. Large egos cannot be confined, when confined they will have a destructive release of energy. So it may end up taking part of a state, now while I wouldn't mind if it was an unimportant state like IL, HI, or CA, I would mind if it was TN.
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Shoot, what's wrong with the old tar n' feather? Got the tar nice and boiling and all...bmielke wrote: bmielke: "No Sir, I know he's guilty, I'm just not sure if he deserves the death penalty or just life in prison."
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Re: I think HArvester may have gone too far on this one
That would destroy the hunting . . . wait a minute . . . hmmmm.Pottapaug1938 wrote: Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....
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Re: I think HArvester may have gone too far on this one
Unimportant? UNIMPORTANT!?!?!? You're talking about the president's adopted state, the state where he grew up, and the only state he's going to carry in 2012!unimportant state like IL, HI, or CA
So, ok, maybe you're right.
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Any chance we could "encourage" them to escape to Russia?Pottapaug1938 wrote:Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....
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Only if it's the part of Russia you can see from Sarah Palin's house.Arthur Rubin wrote:Any chance we could "encourage" them to escape to Russia?Pottapaug1938 wrote:Maybe we can build the prison out in the Aleutians, on one of the uninhabited islands....
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Re: I think HArvester may have gone too far on this one
Pottapaug1938 wrote:Here's a penalty that almost sinks to the level of "cruel and unusual" -- put lorne in a cell with Harvester and Van Pelt.bmielke wrote:Put me on that Jury!Judge Roy Bean wrote:You'd be hard put to get a jury to accept that he's acting.
Court: "Have you already made up your mind in this case?"
bmielke: "No Sir, I know he's guilty, I'm just not sure if he deserves the death penalty or just life in prison."
Court: "Take a seat son, you'll do fine."
That would be a bad idea as it would give them enough people to hold at least a mini-sovereign court.