UK - Neelu Berry opens my eyes

[TBL]

Did we buy the UK in '08? Huh, that's interesting. Where are my dividends for that?


Also, is it just me but the prodigious use of some sort of makeup on Neelu and color variance on her chest with the neck sash make it look like she's being choked?

EDIT: Lastly, before I couldn't take anymore, these 1,400 bases are supposedly "several" miles underground? How many several? Because anyone who reads XKCD's What If? would know that after about 3.1miles (5km) you would start suffering oxygen toxicity. I mean, you could pump out additional air to keep the pressure down, but ...

[longdog]

EDIT: Lastly, before I couldn't take anymore, these 1,400 bases are supposedly "several" miles underground? How many several? Because anyone who reads XKCD's What If? would know that after about 3.1miles (5km) you would start suffering oxygen toxicity. I mean, you could pump out additional air to keep the pressure down, but ...

Not if they are aliens from somewhere with a high atmospheric pressure. Like the Xenobaths in The Kraken Wakes.

[AnOwlCalledSage]

Not if they are aliens from somewhere with a high atmospheric pressure. Like the Xenobaths in The Kraken Wakes.

More 'Fake News' from the English Broadcasting Corporation.

Neelu exhibits all the symptoms of Chocky

Voices in her head? ✔
Alien subconscious communication? ✔
Shadowy government departments? ✔
Attempt to colonise earth? ✔

[Gregg]

So she's really David Ickes?

Good to know.

[Hercule Parrot]

Sausage Denial Fraud Remedy Process

Correctly capitalised, please.

[Wozzle]

Sausage Denial Fraud Remedy Process

Correctly capitalised, please.

I don't consent to your reptilian agenda grammar fraud.

[aesmith]

Looks like EWE has taken a turn for the worse. At least the hospital appear to be fending off Woman Neelu...
https://www.facebook.com/victor.pc.589/ ... 0543106528

[notorial dissent]

Unless she is his medical proxy or whatever they call it in UK, or has a durable power of attorney, she has no legal right to any medical information about EWE. It doesn't sound like he was that foolish. It also sounds like he is a lot worse off than Neelu claims.

[mufc1959]

He entered the Hotel Room, felt faint, fell against the wall, slid down it to the floor, had an Urgent Explosive Secretion that resulted in a Significant Heat Loss and Cold Sensation.

Does "Urgent Explosive Secretion" mean what I think it means ...

[NYGman]

He entered the Hotel Room, felt faint, fell against the wall, slid down it to the floor, had an Urgent Explosive Secretion that resulted in a Significant Heat Loss and Cold Sensation.

Does "Urgent Explosive Secretion" mean what I think it means ...

Searching on Google for Urgent Explosive Secretion leads right to that conclusion. I guess she was trying to find a nice way to say, he Shit himself quite badly. But reading on, it looks like she then implies that he crawled into bed wearing those clothes.

EWE needs help, and I wish someone other than Neelu provided it. He needs a sane person to take control here, or he may not be on this earth much longer, and for Neelu, the untimely death of EWE when it happens, will add to the conspiracy, and will undoubtedly be another in a string of Murders, of old sick people, she's knows.

[notorial dissent]

I really don't think he is competent to be making any decisions about himself and/or his health. He really needs a conservator/guardian, and Neelu isn't even remotely qualified for the position. He may be a thoroughly nasty crazy person, but he doesn't really deserve to have what could be the very short remainder of his life living like that.

[ArthurWankspittle]

Unless she is his medical proxy or whatever they call it in UK, or has a durable power of attorney, she has no legal right to any medical information about EWE. It doesn't sound like he was that foolish. It also sounds like he is a lot worse off than Neelu claims.

That is why the hospital told her to get lost.

and threatened to report me for a crime for asking Edwards urea level results

Separately:

But reading on, it looks like she then implies that he crawled into bed wearing those clothes.

Poor guy was probably out of it and freezing cold, so climbing into bed to keep warm would make sense to him at that point.

[Pottapaug1938]

I might use the term "Urgent Explosive Secretion" to describe Neelu's rants. After all, the contents are equivalent in style, if not in actual content.

[Normal Wisdom]

The bulk of the FB post (from where it says "start") was written by Eddie himself. He has this weird way of writing about himself in the third person. It's no surprise that he thinks that the various authorities should just give him accommodation and transport free of charge because he asked for it. It's also no surprise that the problems he is experiencing can't just be the normal side effects of kidney dialysis (they are) but has to be the result of somebody not doing their job properly and of course he and Neelu know better. I love how he says he needs his £23 a day income for food and litigation costs.

[notorial dissent]

I might use the term "Urgent Explosive Secretion" to describe Neelu's rants. After all, the contents are equivalent in style, if not in actual content.

The key difference is that the actual "secretion" has a number of actual positive ecological uses whereas the "secretions" of Neelu and EWE have none and are of no value whatsoever.

[aesmith]

I find EWE hard to sympathise with. Even in his illness he's spewing out almost indecipherable screeds of text accusing every one of everything. For example as far as I can make out his kidney failure is an act of torture by the Court of Appeal. Or to be more precise "It is a Torture Fraud by the Court of Appeal." Unless Fraud means he's not really being tortured.



Hidden among the drivel there are references to an appeal and I think a criminal conviction. Is this him appealing the Civil Restraint Order, or some other conviction?

[longdog]

Given the previous gibberish from that camp it may be an appeal to the "Royal Commission". The one for which the English language doesn't have inverted commas big enough.

[Wakeman52]

I find EWE hard to sympathise with.

Agreed.

He seems totally unable to grasp the seriousness of his situation and persists in his pursuit of the elusive 'Remedy for Fraud'. The only thing you might marginally admire is his relentlessness in the light of his failing health. It's very marginal indeed, though.

He should have been committed to an institution, preferably by sectioning, some time ago you feel. His falling into the orbit of the toxic Neelu has only served to reinforce his detachment from reality. If, as seems the case, his dialysis treatment has become irregular and his diet erratic as well, then his life expectancy can probably be measured in months, if not weeks.

[hucknallred]

then his life expectancy can probably be measured in months, if not weeks.

Could be time for the Q book of remembrance thread soon.

Ebert (Rumoured)
Guy Taylor
Patrick Cullinane

I'm sure there's others.

[Dr. Caligari]

I'm sure there's others.

Betty the chicken, for one.